the big smash

A package of value will come to you shortly...

2012-01-30T05:53:00.000-08:00

Continental sketchbook action on this one.

more ultimate spinach...

2012-01-17T09:04:00.000-08:00

Bad Food

2011-12-14T01:09:00.001-08:00

Two tone top rankin' version

When Alan turned into a biscuit.

2011-12-14T01:02:00.000-08:00

Totally progressive vibes coming out of Salford for this one...

Safe as milk

2011-12-06T07:18:00.000-08:00

Another One For The Lads...

2011-12-06T07:11:00.000-08:00

Spanish Caravan

2011-12-04T15:36:00.000-08:00

Live At The Witch Trials

2011-11-28T07:22:00.000-08:00

Barny's Birthday Breakdown

2011-11-14T05:33:00.000-08:00

Dubbing You Crazy

2011-11-09T05:37:00.000-08:00

Rob's Crusty Gallion

2011-11-09T05:30:00.000-08:00

Morris from Stoke

2011-11-02T08:52:00.000-07:00

Almond Teeth's Revenge

2011-10-12T07:16:00.000-07:00

Crusty Jugglers

2011-10-05T06:12:00.000-07:00

The Great Copper Kipper

2011-10-05T06:07:00.000-07:00

When sexy Sam split his kipper...

2011-09-24T12:45:00.000-07:00

Heads Roll

2011-09-15T04:18:00.001-07:00

Dear Trof Bar

I have just spoken to Imran, my extremely understanding landlord and he's told me that I can't pay my rent with falafel sandwiches and 'really good publicity for my art work'. Im afraid this means that you might have to pay me in cash instead.

Im sorry if this is a real inconvenience for you because owning all four bars and charging £3.70 for a pint of strongbow must make you very poor and I can understand that you must have to cut down on your overheads somewhere.

Best regards,

Struggling Artist

That day in Laos.

2011-09-14T14:32:00.000-07:00

Oldham please...

2011-08-25T23:39:00.000-07:00

A Shot Across the Bow

2011-08-23T08:32:00.000-07:00

Mother Nature's Fiery Biscuits

2011-08-23T07:51:00.000-07:00

Ghost Town

2011-08-09T05:25:00.001-07:00

Something aout current affairs I imagine

Bongo Fury

2011-07-27T12:52:00.000-07:00

Au royaume des aveugles les borgnes sontrois...

Toad in the hole

2011-07-17T09:43:00.000-07:00

This ones about that day in Hulme when it took me 11 flushes to get a trout down the toilet

Hips dont lie?

2011-07-13T04:14:00.000-07:00

Crusty test plate crystal vibes with this one

The melancholy tale of Barbara's billowy blouse

2011-07-07T11:20:00.000-07:00

Theres no tea like a tea that's nearly ready...

cuss cuss riddim

2011-06-29T03:36:00.001-07:00

La Tigre?

2011-06-19T07:46:00.000-07:00

Later he says - 'Some people like cupcakes exclusively, Whilst I myself say there is naught or ought ther be nothing more exhalting on the face of gods great earth as that prince of foods... The muffin...'

When violent Roy escaped from the home...

2011-06-19T07:35:00.001-07:00

Duck season?

2011-06-01T11:04:00.000-07:00

Many Piggy beastlings and a wizard you say? welcome to the Pantheon Bar!

The druids...

2011-05-24T15:25:00.000-07:00

Roast fish and corn bread...

2011-05-20T10:33:00.000-07:00

Storming the death star.

2011-05-16T11:22:00.000-07:00

Scientist and Prince Jammy strike back...

Bring out your wives...

2011-05-16T11:11:00.001-07:00

The night of a thousand wives? A musical by Northern John Deprielle - coming soon to a community center near you.

Bloody hippies...

2011-05-10T10:56:00.000-07:00

Croaking Lizard

2011-05-09T10:51:00.000-07:00

Black Ark riddim...

Ape-ology

2011-05-09T10:09:00.001-07:00

With a broken computer, broken camera and a bleedin' broken leg there was only one thing left to do - Cat plan! John West!

move somethin'

2011-04-22T10:34:00.000-07:00

The mystery of the midnight poo was solved after an eyewitness account claims that it really was Jaz who left some nice presents outside our back door - you dirty dog! Also here are some natty colour version of some etchings i did a while ago.

dutch rudder?

2011-04-14T08:07:00.000-07:00

All the evidence points to Jazmine Oviedo, but who did the poo next to back door? Also these two blighters are for Stockport Art Gallery for some upcoming events they've got going on.

After bathing at baxters...

2011-04-10T02:27:00.000-07:00

Up top is some heavy tatuoage action from Charlie J whilst down there is some heavy psycadelic vibes from Marty Balin and Grace Slick - go 'ed Kidda!

Ummagumma

2011-04-07T05:05:00.000-07:00

Be careful with that axe Eugene!

kasha makka

2011-04-01T05:16:00.000-07:00

gungle botty?

2011-03-30T10:01:00.000-07:00

Does anybody know what a 'Gungle Botty' is?

up town top rankin'

2011-03-29T13:00:00.000-07:00

This one goes out to me mum because she doesn't much like cats and also because shes's smashing in the Chemotherapy like a bastard. I love you mum!

Up town spesh...

2011-03-13T14:50:00.000-07:00

'Lynn these are sex people!'

Rock bottom riser

2011-03-02T16:11:00.001-08:00

This one's about the snazzy vibes in west Yorkshire - Get in there Beast Pig!

That day in Laos

2011-02-12T08:29:00.000-08:00

Your one psycho son of a bitch... but your good!

Welcome to Blackley

2011-02-10T08:54:00.000-08:00

No teeth and a right saggy face on yer? Welcome to Blackley!

Gun Drilla?

2011-01-29T09:25:00.001-08:00

This ones about the baddy man dem, especially 'darkside' because he wrote his name on our kitchen wall with a sharpie when we had a party. He also wrote his name on a chair and is still the number one suspect for eating all of Jazmine's chicken nuggets - Thug life!

Squeaky floorboards?

2011-01-17T13:11:00.000-08:00

27 years old and a ticker on its last legs? If you'd have seen what his nan used to give him for tea then you wouldn't be surprised either. Get some vegetables down yer!

babajed?

2011-01-11T00:22:00.000-08:00

This one happened the other day on the way back from the shops...

Black magic woman

2011-01-06T01:01:00.000-08:00

No White Lightning and no cheeky rasclat making fires in the bins in Ho Chi Minh City, instead people go to the park to dance to Santana every night until 11pm. Caravanserai!

the big streak

2011-01-01T03:30:00.000-08:00

I'l start off 2011 with some saggy nipples and a tallywacker hiding behind a hat.

Little big man

2010-12-30T22:33:00.000-08:00

Thumbs up to Zhang the cat for finding some fish in a bag and making a right bleedin' mess in the kitchen - get in there mate!

Deano the spanker

2010-12-28T03:28:00.000-08:00

This ones for the lads... Deano!

Sai Gon show down...

2010-12-24T01:31:00.000-08:00

Up top's a collage which was tricky to make because of my chubby sausage fingers, whilst down there is a nice clip of good ol' jack Burton getting off his barnet on positive vibes. Yeah man!

Stop the bus!

2010-12-10T20:25:00.000-08:00

The plan was to draw a man in a kilt but it looks like a pervert in a Roman Tunic.

Adesh Kan Fe Nas

2010-12-04T22:30:00.000-08:00

But who had this dream? the same person who crashed their car into an old ladies garden wall because he was driving with two fish eye lenses over his eyes, thats who.

Bad rice?

2010-12-03T00:05:00.000-08:00

This one goes out to Steakers, who thought that Freddie Mercury was still alive until i broke the news to him yesterday.

một con mèo có hai đuôi

2010-11-25T10:06:00.000-08:00

Back to Viet Nam in a few days, so il leave you with this banger...

Take me down to Mozambique

Dig up my yam and grab my leek

I like my salad when its greek

I like my toucans with a beak

Let's get naughty lets get sheek

I'm the icing your the cake*

The secret club we do not speak

of makes the seasick sailors shriek

When they learn of my technique

I like the cricket - love to streak

'Put on your clothes you hairy freak!'

I don't like Seal I like Mystique

*you can make this rhyme

five bean chilli

2010-11-24T14:07:00.000-08:00

This one is a tale from the notorious 'Broxton Roundabout', who anybody with their ears to the ground in the Chester dogging circuit will undoubtedly have heard about.

Dubzilla

2010-11-18T10:55:00.000-08:00

Today's post is a tasty portion of eight saggy nipples, garnished with a side order of minor threat's classic bumhole dub.

Gila

2010-11-17T10:56:00.000-08:00

This one's about the good vibes. Thumbs up all round!

A town called addis

2010-10-31T10:48:00.001-07:00

Back in the glory days of 2007 several police departments across the uk started putting more police on the streets on the nights of a full moon, after research showed a noticable increase in crime rates when the moon was out. It's good that i think.

Peanut Soup

2010-10-29T12:44:00.000-07:00

I'd love to find the person who put a can of fosters in our upstairs toilet and then did a poo on top of it. Only perverts do things like that.

The Gorgon of dubs and horns

2010-10-13T10:57:00.000-07:00

From midnight to high noon...

Crime wave

2010-10-08T02:49:00.000-07:00

Today I learned that if you spell the big smash wrong you go on to a lovely website that calls itself 'The Mega site of Bible studies' - http://www.thebigsmash.logspot.com/. Smashin' it!

One of these days.

2010-10-04T14:57:00.000-07:00

Let me be a petri-dish, sitting on your windowsill...

jungle lion

2010-09-24T02:27:00.000-07:00

This one goes out to feebler, who today managed to fit through a very small hole in a fence because of his bean shaped head.

poison dart

2010-09-24T02:01:00.001-07:00

A pie you say? In a bap? With pea wet?? Wigan here we come!

Sunday botty skills

2010-09-19T10:04:00.000-07:00

Up tops what happens when you live somewhere that rains every day, and down there is what happens when you go way beyond rythym

St James' Blues

2010-09-13T08:32:00.000-07:00

Pens and ink today, with a little help from my man - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh599QkRbII

Hey Geoff!

2010-09-10T07:59:00.000-07:00

if you hold in a poo for too long it will eventually go back inside your body and then come out your nose when you least expect it, Its science, and you can't argue with science.

Lucifer Sam

2010-09-10T06:52:00.001-07:00

At first I thought these chaps were keeping a look out for a milkman, but then word got out that Bazzy Snazzuex was coming to town. You could have cut the air with a knife!

alphabet aerobics

2010-09-01T00:49:00.000-07:00

You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions, okay? What are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something?
sausage mouths and willy noses...

cookin'

2010-08-27T09:55:00.000-07:00

i may have got banned from the co-op but they can't stop me getting three day old croissants and squashed french fancies out the bin. Go Badgers go!

sexy dégoûtant

2010-08-23T07:37:00.000-07:00

More high zoot action from cat of the year, this time with hungry Horace eyeing up his dinner in the carpark...

Im not from Bury

2010-08-20T11:33:00.000-07:00

Well im not too sure why someone would want to tattoo my wretched drawings on their limbs, but im buzzin' they did it anyway. Up top Tom gets a lovely owl on his arm to compliment his collection of baby grows and jump suits whilst down there Charlie J gets five of South Manchester's finest gallivanting round his leg. Magnifique!

lyrical swords

2010-08-20T09:54:00.000-07:00

This incident took place round the back of the catering tent during the cat of the year competition in Blackpool. Both cats were sent home. You cheeky blighters!

slappin' the bass

2010-08-04T08:18:00.001-07:00

Big in the game?

Jobseekers here we come!

2010-07-23T09:30:00.000-07:00

Up top's for the lasses, down there's for the lads. Rất tốt đẹp!

Shem City steppin'

2010-07-19T11:35:00.000-07:00

This ones from back in the day when i was all about getting snazzy with the cross hatchin' and having a reet good sicky.

Tame as it ever was...

2010-07-15T13:02:00.000-07:00

This one took a while to do and i dont like it. But on the bright side, well done to pudding for making a late entry into the cat of the year competition and getting to the quarter finals - nice work pud pud!

Tournée du chat noir

2010-07-13T01:56:00.001-07:00

Up top's a picture of our guy with some tasty treats whilst down theres an average breakfast for a 6 stone french lady that probably has a tapeworm living inside her. What you cant see under those crumpets and two slices of cheese on toast is a few rashers of bacon and some richmond sausages. Nice!

Bucky skankin'

2010-06-30T05:46:00.000-07:00

These chaps were so excited to see the champ back on the streets that mr sneaky wet himself and morris fell off the fence!

who ate all the heads?

2010-06-15T08:03:00.000-07:00

who ate all the heads? probably the same person who did a poo in the urinal at parklife last weekend.

a midget in the closet

2010-06-04T07:01:00.000-07:00

if i had the creative flair of R Kelly i would have cracked this art game a long time ago, click on the link below to see what im talking about - who's a bad man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc

a tell tale tail...

2010-06-02T11:13:00.000-07:00

this one goes out to the lads and lasses back in Sai Gon, especially steakers and Nguyen thao - tôi nhớ bạn!

a frog in the cellar?

2010-05-07T02:37:00.000-07:00

I made this one the other day because Jeff the chef gave me some zinc plate and told me to stick it to the man. big up the tameside yuff!

Liquidator.

2010-04-26T07:16:00.001-07:00

I'm not too bothered about people being sick on my carpet but i have some very serious qualms with people eating chicken burgers and pizza sat in my bed. Femme dégoûtant!

who make we?

2010-04-16T05:08:00.001-07:00

This ones about the importance of teamwork, and sniping old people over the garden fence.

Liquid Swords

2010-04-13T06:04:00.000-07:00

After finding my way out of a labyrinth of taxidermy Quails and Voles i pulled myself together, got the kettle on, and managed to get this finished. 'So do you want me to throw this thing into the tub when White Rabbit peaks?' ...'MUSIC!'

Come down with me.

2010-04-04T11:06:00.001-07:00

Up top's a drawing of a man about to grapple with a slippy fish, whilst down there's a link to a 5 minute interview with radical druid and biscuit muncher King Arthur Uther Pendragon. Wye aye!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itx2ZuG2Ulk

Toilet Trouts

2010-04-03T03:13:00.000-07:00

Camouflage Chameleons...

chei fontaine.

2010-03-28T04:40:00.000-07:00

beg we dean? i beg to differ... has anybody seen captain cat? this one was inspired by mr sneaky, probably the stealthiest cat in south manchester.

Phú Quốc baby!

2010-03-26T04:31:00.000-07:00

back in babylon again and hungry for the big win. heres some russian dolls made out of coconuts - a must have for anybody who likes a lady with a hairy face.

valium skank

2010-02-11T08:16:00.001-08:00

i dont think theres gonna be any posts for a few weeks because i went to Ho Chi Minh city to spread some groovy vibes and feed some cats. But for now here's a photo of a nice anti aids diarama with all the things i love - monkeys, syringes and willies.

bathroom skank

2010-02-02T01:48:00.001-08:00

Flabba tackles the bass whilst Style Scott holds it down on drums. Big up egg and dad1. BOA!

junior spesh

2010-01-31T13:48:00.000-08:00

extra mayo cos i dont like ketch...

the horses that live in the tunnels

2010-01-28T01:42:00.000-08:00

More cat plan, this time in a south London housing estate. Thumbs up to the Duke and charlie for being two more of my favourite cats, and thumbs down to sushi because he couldnt kill anything and he kept doing poos in the bath. Vigarousse!