Thursday, 30 December 2010

Little big man

Thumbs up to Zhang the cat for finding some fish in a bag and making a right bleedin' mess in the kitchen

Friday, 24 December 2010

Friday, 10 December 2010

Saturday, 4 December 2010

Friday, 3 December 2010

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Sunday, 31 October 2010

Friday, 29 October 2010

Peanut Soup

It takes a real low-life to put a can of Fosters in someones toilet and then have a poo on top of it. 

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

The Gorgon of dubs and horns

From midnight to high noon...

Friday, 8 October 2010

Monday, 4 October 2010

Friday, 24 September 2010

jungle lion

This one goes out to feebler, who today managed to fit through a very small hole in a fence because of his bean shaped head.

poison dart

Monday, 13 September 2010

Friday, 10 September 2010

Wednesday, 1 September 2010

alphabet aerobics

You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions, okay? What are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something?

Friday, 27 August 2010

Monday, 23 August 2010

Friday, 20 August 2010

Im not from Bury

lyrical swords

This incident took place round the back of the catering tent during the cat of the year competition in Blackpool. Both cats were sent home.

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Friday, 23 July 2010

Jobseekers here we come!

Up top's for the lasses, down there's for the lads. Rất tốt đẹp!

Monday, 19 July 2010

Shem City steppin'

This ones from the bad old days

Thursday, 15 July 2010

Tame as it ever was...

This one took a while to do and i dont like it. But on the bright side, well done to pudding for making a late entry into the cat of the year competition and getting to the quarter finals.

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Tournée du chat noir

Up top's a picture of our guy with some tasty treats whilst down theres an average breakfast for a 6 stone french lady that probably has a tapeworm living inside her. What you cant see under those crumpets and two slices of cheese on toast is a few rashers of bacon and some richmond sausages. Nice!

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

Friday, 4 June 2010

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

Friday, 7 May 2010

a frog in the cellar?

I made this one the other day because Jeff the chef gave me some zinc plate and told me to stick it to the man. big up the tameside yuff!

Monday, 26 April 2010


I'm not too bothered about people being sick on my carpet but i have some very serious qualms with people eating chicken burgers and pizza sat in my bed. Femme dégoûtant!

Friday, 16 April 2010

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Liquid Swords

After finding my way out of a labyrinth of taxidermy Quails and Voles i pulled myself together, got the kettle on, and managed to get this finished. 'So do you want me to throw this thing into the tub when White Rabbit peaks?' ...'MUSIC!'

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Toilet Trouts

Camouflage Chameleons...

Sunday, 28 March 2010

Friday, 26 March 2010

Phú Quốc baby!

back in babylon again and hungry for the big win. heres some russian dolls made out of coconuts - a must have for anybody who likes a lady with a hairy face.