Thursday, 15 September 2011

Heads Roll

Dear Trof Bar

I have just spoken to Imran, my extremely understanding landlord and he's told me that I can't pay my rent with falafel sandwiches and 'really good publicity for my art work'. Im afraid this means that you might have to pay me in cash instead.

Im sorry if this is a real inconvenience for you because owning all four bars and charging £3.70 for a pint of strongbow must make you very poor and I can understand that you must have to cut down on your overheads somewhere.

Best regards,

Struggling Artist

Wednesday, 14 September 2011