I'm not too bothered about people being sick on my carpet but i have some very serious qualms with people eating chicken burgers and pizza sat in my bed. Femme dégoûtant!
After finding my way out of a labyrinth of taxidermy Quails and Voles i pulled myself together, got the kettle on, and managed to get this finished. 'So do you want me to throw this thing into the tub when White Rabbit peaks?' ...'MUSIC!'