Bad Food

Two tone top rankin' version

When Alan turned into a biscuit.

Safe as milk

Another One For The Lads...

Spanish Caravan

Live At The Witch Trials

Barny's Birthday Breakdown

Dubbing You Crazy

Rob's Crusty Gallion

Morris from Stoke

Almond Teeth's Revenge

Crusty Jugglers

The Great Copper Kipper

When sexy Sam split his kipper...

Heads Roll

Dear Trof Bar

I have just spoken to Imran, my extremely understanding landlord and he's told me that I can't pay my rent with falafel sandwiches and 'really good publicity for my art work'. Im afraid this means that you might have to pay me in cash instead.

Im sorry if this is a real inconvenience for you because owning all four bars and charging £3.70 for a pint of strongbow must make you very poor and I can understand that you must have to cut down on your overheads somewhere.

Best regards,

Struggling Artist

That day in Laos.

A Shot Across the Bow

Mother Nature's Fiery Biscuits

Ghost Town

Something aout current affairs I imagine

Bongo Fury

Au royaume des aveugles les borgnes sontrois...

Toad in the hole

Hips dont lie?

The melancholy tale of Barbara's billowy blouse

Theres no tea like a tea that's nearly ready...

cuss cuss riddim

La Tigre?

Later he says - 'Some people like cupcakes exclusively, Whilst I myself say there is naught or ought ther be nothing more exhalting on the face of gods great earth as that prince of foods... The muffin...'

When violent Roy escaped from the home...

Duck season?

Many Piggy beastlings and a wizard you say? welcome to the Pantheon Bar!

The druids...

Roast fish and corn bread...

Storming the death star.

Scientist and Prince Jammy strike back...

Bring out your wives...

The night of a thousand wives? A musical by Northern John Deprielle - coming soon to a community center near you.

Bloody hippies...

Croaking Lizard

Black Ark riddim...

Ape-ology

With a broken computer, broken camera and a bleedin' broken leg there was only one thing left to do - Cat plan! John West!

move somethin'

dutch rudder?

All the evidence points to Jazmine Oviedo, but who did the poo next to back door? Also these two blighters are for Stockport Art Gallery for some upcoming events they've got going on.

After bathing at baxters...

Ummagumma

kasha makka

gungle botty?

Does anybody know what a 'Gungle Botty' is?

up town top rankin'

Up town spesh...

'Lynn these are sex people!'

Rock bottom riser

That day in Laos

Your one psycho son of a bitch... but your good!

Welcome to Blackley

No teeth and a right saggy face on yer? Welcome to Blackley!

Gun Drilla?

Squeaky floorboards?

27 years old and a ticker on its last legs? If you'd have seen what his nan used to give him for tea then you wouldn't be surprised either. Get some vegetables down yer!